A classic line with legendary mileage. This “Ass, Gas, or Grass—Nobody Rides for Free” bumper sticker is a throwback to simpler times, questionable van rides, and one unforgettable Blink-182 music video. (Yeah, that one—jorts, mustaches, and all.) Printed in bold retro bubble lettering, it’s perfect for your bumper, guitar case, or whatever you’re willing to take for a ride.
