Ass, Gas, or Grass Bumper Sticker

£8.00

A classic line with legendary mileage. This “Ass, Gas, or Grass—Nobody Rides for Free” bumper sticker is a throwback to simpler times, questionable van rides, and one unforgettable Blink-182 music video. (Yeah, that one—jorts, mustaches, and all.) Printed in bold retro bubble lettering, it’s perfect for your bumper, guitar case, or whatever you’re willing to take for a ride.

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What our customers say

I mentioned that I procrastinated and was hoping to see the shirt arrive in less than a week so I could wear it to the show, & seller dropped a quick reply to let me know it was immediately in the mail. I had the shirt in hand four days later, and on my back for Blink within a couple more days. Nice fit, good material; 5⭐️

Mandi

Love the shirt, and get so many compliments with it! Good quality and fit true to size

Camryn

Excellent quality and outstanding customer service. I needed a shirt for a concert in a pinch so I reached out, explained my situation, and they covered expedited shipping to make sure I got the shirt in time. Highly recommend!

Mike C

Arrived quickly and SO CUTE! Great quality print, soft material

Tristan

This was a baby shower gift. She loved it!

Brianna

Adorable onesie! Purchased for a baby shower, was a hit!!

Cindy