Because Mics Are For Singing Not Swinging Tee

An iconic line from a classic tee—revived for those of us who lived through the drama and came out with better posture. This design nods to one of the most memorable digs in scene history, reworked with a little elder wisdom. Bold vertical “ELDEREMO” lettering, crisp type, and a mic silhouette remind everyone that the days of swinging (the mic, at least) are behind us.