Channel your inner Warped Tour survivor with our “Elder Emo” tee – perfect for anyone who still knows every word to “Ohio Is for Lovers” but also appreciates a good early-bird dinner special. Featuring a skeleton in a hoodie cruising on a mobility scooter, checkered Vans and all, this shirt is a badge of honor for those of us who grew up emo and never grew out of it. Soft, comfy, and built for maximum nostalgic feels – whether you’re moshing in spirit or just rolling to the merch tent.
