Welcome to the Elder Emo Club—where the eyeliner’s faded, but the feelings aren’t. This Comfort Colors tee brings vintage softness to your still-screaming soul, complete with a flaming skull that says “I’ve got joint pain and deep emotional damage.” Garment-dyed for that lived-in look you perfected in 2006. Still emo. Still proud. It was never a phase—just a lifestyle printed on absurdly comfortable cotton.