Heart Says Pit, Knees Say Balcony Tee on Comfort Colors

£25.00

Your soul is still screaming lyrics in a sweaty basement, but your patellas have officially filed for early retirement. This shirt honors the tragic transition from crowd surfing to checking for available seating near the handicap ramp. You can still be the loudest person in the room while sitting comfortably behind a railing.

Color Black White

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

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This design is printed on a Comfort Colors 1717, a tee you’ll reach for every time the laundry is done. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton and garment-dyed for that perfectly broken-in feel, it’s soft, cozy, and looks like it’s been your favorite shirt for years (in the best way). The relaxed fit keeps things effortlessly comfortable, while durable double-needle stitching and its seamless tubular design mean it’s built to survive countless shows, late nights, and lazy Sundays.

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Doesn't cover injuries sustained in the pit.

What our customers say

I mentioned that I procrastinated and was hoping to see the shirt arrive in less than a week so I could wear it to the show, & seller dropped a quick reply to let me know it was immediately in the mail. I had the shirt in hand four days later, and on my back for Blink within a couple more days. Nice fit, good material; 5⭐️

Mandi

Love the shirt, and get so many compliments with it! Good quality and fit true to size

Camryn

Excellent quality and outstanding customer service. I needed a shirt for a concert in a pinch so I reached out, explained my situation, and they covered expedited shipping to make sure I got the shirt in time. Highly recommend!

Mike C

Arrived quickly and SO CUTE! Great quality print, soft material

Tristan

This was a baby shower gift. She loved it!

Brianna

Adorable onesie! Purchased for a baby shower, was a hit!!

Cindy