The I’m Too Old for This Pit Neon Tee is for every former crowd surfer who now checks the mosh pit from a safe distance, with an iced coffee and Advil in hand. Featuring bold neon lettering and nostalgic punk vibes, it’s the perfect mix of chaos and self-awareness. Wear it proudly to shows, grocery stores, or PTA meetings... because your neck still hurts from 2007 and you’ve earned the right to say it.