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I'm Too Old For This Pit Tank S / White

You used to dive straight into the pit without thinking twice. Now you take one look at it, stretch your back a little, and decide your health insurance probably wouldn’t cover that. Best said in your Danny Glover voice. 

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This design is printed on a Gildan 5200. This tank is the shirt equivalent of saying “yeah, it’s hot in that pit and I’m not pretending otherwise.” The black and white shirts are made from soft, preshrunk cotton with a relaxed classic fit, it keeps things breathable whether you’re at a show or just trying to survive summer. The banded neck and armholes help it hold its shape over time, so even after countless washes and crowd surfs, it still looks like it belongs in your rotation.

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Doesn't cover injuries sustained in the pit.

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