Proof that growing up doesn’t mean growing out of your feels. Our “My Kids Over You” tee is perfect for the elder emo who swapped mixtapes for snack packs but kept the same broken heart energy. Soft, durable, and brutally honest, this shirt says what every emo parent is thinking: the only drama worth living for now is toddler tantrums. Wear your priorities—and your emotional damage—proudly. Perfect for Mother’s Day or anytime you’re feeling extra seen.