Pierce the Veggies - Toddler Tee

For the emo toddler who throws tantrums with the passion of a breakdown and eats veggies like they’re being judged by a band on Warped Tour. The “Pierce The Veggies” tee is a goth-inspired graphic that blends ironic foodie vibes with full-blown punk energy. Soft enough for nap time, wild enough for playdates that end in drama, this punk toddler tee tells the world your kid might grow carrots—but they’ll do it in eyeliner. Bonus points if they already hate mainstream vegetables.